Jokes from Leeds #1

Pair of glasses at pub
Where is my pair of glasses? Barman thinks of glasses to drink and punter thinks of glasses to wear.
Have you found my (pair of) glasses?

Time and fact that everyone is scared of change
All time related (you are nor scared of dying you are scared of living), phobias

Tom and Jerry
I introduce two people: "Jerry, this is Tom", "Tom, this is Jerry."

Songs
Gerry Aum song, Dr Who theme song, Batman theme

Horny Dogs
Female dogs with the horn scratch their bellies (visual demo). Told that she likes it (with humans pretneding to be dogs)

Doctor Who
"Doctor Who to win"
"Which Doctor?" (medicine or PhD)
"Yes, Doctor Hew"
"Who?"
"H-U"
"no I mean 'The Doctor' on BBC1"
"Which Doctor?"
"DOCTOR WHO!"